Aloha
My moms and pops are winding down their 5 year stay in Hawaii. This week the movers came to pack up their belonging to ship back to Utah. For the last couple weeks they’ll have to make due at the luxurious Turtle Bay Resort on the north shore. That is where the surfer girls in Blue Crush worked and there was also a TV series filmed their last year. They enjoyed their time there and are looking forward to being closer to family. We’ve loved visiting them almost every year on Oahu. It will be good to see them more often when they are back on the mainland.
Getting ready to hit the road. It might be a long day. Dylan and Gavin weren’t feeling well last night. They were laughing at me at work because the campervan looks loaded down like the Beverly Hillbillies: 5 bikes, waterski, raft, skateboards, etc. “You need more stuff on your van”.
We bought the van from a girl who’s boyfriend was a stoner, rasta guy. I’m always a little nervous crossing the border worried that the dogs might smell a hidden stash. Just like I was fully expecting the van to pull some Herbie Love Bug moves when we went to the Redwoods in Humbolt county last month.
So far my scariest border crossing was 6 or 7 years ago when I was bringing our old mattress up to Shannon’s parents house. The guy at the Canadian border wouldn’t let me bring it into Canada. Something about health concerns. It was only a year or two old, it’s not like it was old and ripped up. So I turned around, went a 1/2 mile back and put it in a storage unit for Shannon’s parents to try getting later. I go back to the border and the quick turn around must have flagged my car. I was told to pull over to the right for additional screening. I pull over and 4 border guards are heading towards my car pulling on gloves. Ordinarily this would be no big deal, but I had a several illegal fireworks in the car. They were the bomb looking balls with fuses and tube shaped launchers. I had stuffed some in a pair of rollerblades, thrown a towel over the launcher, etc. I remember it in slow motion. The lady had one of my rollerblades in her hand and was tipping it. A few more degrees and the bomb-looking firework would have rolled out. The guy that stopped me in the first place came to my rescue. He yelled from his booth that I was “OK” and that he had just turned me around earlier with a mattress. She safely set down the rollerblade and called off the search. I was on my way. Shannons parents went and got the mattress across without a problem.